You may have seen Subway’s new advertising, which seems to be heavily plagurising the Apple iPhone “we’ve got an app for that” series of adverts. The above slogan is what I now see on a giant billboard on my way into the office. Now I’m all for creative advertising, but this makes no sense.

I’d love to try the can’t-find-a-parking-space sub, only I can’t get into the store because I couldn’t find a parking space.

What’s next?

“Trapped your foreskin in your zipper? We’ve got a sub for that.”

“Just found out you have terminal cancer? We’ve got a sub for that.”

It’s all a bit random and it doesn’t make me want to eat Subway.