What a crap country we live in! Apart from the obvious disadvantages of being a Brit (ludicrous taxation, overcharged for everything, corrupt government etc. etc.), we have to put up with this stupid weather. Monday this week was blue sky, sunshine and high temperatures. I was trapped in the office. I duly booked a half day off for Tuesday, where the sun shone all morning, so we decided to take the boys down to Weymouth. Obviously, by the time we got there it was blowing a gale and raining.
I refused to let this stop our plans so we sat on that beach, with the wind whipping sand into our eyes, shivering our collective rears off, building sand castles. To our credit, we endured the arctic conditions for a good 45 minutes before admitting defeat.
We then slipped over to Portland to eat chips in the car on the top of the hill. It was nice, but it would have been better if the boys could have had a run about and enjoyed the sun that lurks just behind the ever-present mass of grey.
The sun came out again just as we got home.
And now, having endured 3 days of rain already this week, it would seem that it will continue to rain all weekend. It’ll probably rain next week too, and the week after. In fact, it will probably transpire that Monday was in fact the sum total of this year’s “summer”.
What I don’t understand is why our ancestors, when tramping across the delights of Europe in search of a new place to call home, came upon the UK and thought, ‘Yes! This is the place. Rain and mud – that’s the way forward’. So, thanks to that bunch of moronic village idiots, I have to suffer this constant precipitation instead of enjoying the sun that somehow manages to shine without pause on the rest of world.
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